Things my husband says..

(While watching Wheel of Fortune and commenting on the woman who made it to the final round)

"Her butt is bigger than I thought it would be. [pause] I wonder if she has kids?"

Cue me giving him the worst look ever, but unable to talk at the moment since I was stuffing my face with pizza. This was followed by back peddaling on his part, of course.

It's true!

I love that onesie. And, yes, he is quite the chunk. He is up to almost 12 lbs, as of yesterday at 6 weeks, 5 days.

F-bomb as his first word?

So, apparently the husband and I cuss more than we should. Specifically, we throw out the f-bomb.  According to one of our friends little man's first word will be f#ck. Or, effing, since I use it as an adjective.

I don't think we are that bad, and I promised myself I would start working on cussing less.

I should probably start by no longer referring to him as "soo effing cute."