Born in a Barn

I am a bad blogger, and have nothing to write a whole post about recently. But, lucky you, I have random thoughts to pass the time.

Pregnancy=sex dreams. Score.

I am actually going to fill out my bikini top this summer.  Huge Score!

I think my dog is prejudice. Come to think of it, I should write a full post on this.

I'm back at the gym now. I notice that my treadmill is set slower than the senior citizens in front of me. I always hope no one else is paying attention.

I sometimes let random shortened words make their way into emails to people that do not frequent message boards. I then wonder if they think my e-mail has been hacked by a 7th grade girl.