Things my husband says..

While watching tv, a Valentine's Day commercial was playing.

"Oh shit, when is Valentine's Day? The 15th?"

Things my husband says..

"Bubby, Mommy sheds more than the dog."

I'm sorry to report, it's true.

Things my husband says..

While talking to little man, "I wish I could fall asleep with a boob in my mouth."

Things my husband says

"I'm going to go work on the upstairs. You just stand on your head."

When we were discussing the fact that I was 3 cm dilated & 75% effaced on Friday.

Yes, that came out of his mouth.

If you missed my explanataion of these blog posts, you can find it here.

Husband: Whoa, your belly looks...alive & veiny.
Me: Alive & veiny?? Seriously? So I guess that means I should skip the two-piece. Veiny? I don't see any veins.
Husband: Yeah, alive & veiny. No, you can wear a bikini. It looks good.
Me: Alive & veiny? Whaaa?
Husband: Yeah. Like all red and stretched.
Me: Alive & veiny!?!

Yes, that came out of his mouth.

My husband really is amazing, but sometimes, well, sometimes he says things that just make me shake my head. I will repeat them back to him with my "what the fvck look", giving him an opportunity to realize the ridiculousness and possibly change the wording or just full out retract the comment. But, he tends to stick with his original comment, seeing nothing wrong with it. He does this quite a bit. So, in honor of these wtf comments, I feel the need to start this series of blog posts. Yes, that came out of his mouth.

Me: Let's try to guess how much weight I have gained since my last appointment 4 weeks ago.
Husband: 10 pounds.
Me: Umm, they told me I am supposed to be gaining about a pound a week. It's only been 4 weeks. So, how much do you want to guess?
Husband: 10 pounds.

And he claims to be a butt man.

Me: You have to look at the photos you took of my bump. You can really tell a difference.

Husband: Oh yeah.....We should have taken pictures of your boobies. They've doubled in size.

::pause to grab::

Well, at least this one.


Speaking of bump photos, thanks for all the love on my last post. You sure know how to make me smile.