Last week I was woken up by "lightning crotch." I mentioned it to DH at some point.
Yesterday morning I had a cramp, and I must have grabbed my stomach. DH looked at our dog & said (yes, we talk to our dogs, don't you?) Anyways, DH looked at the dog & said "Momma has fire crotch." (Oh yeah, we also refer to each other as mom & dad with the dogs. You do that too, right?)
Fire Crotch? Um. Close enough?