I can not take credit for this. I don't remember where I found it. I haven't used any of these responses...yet. Though, I may have made others less uncomfortable had I chosen one of these instead of the response, "Our sex life isn't appropriate dinner conversation."
Top Ten Best Responses to "When Are You Having a Baby?"
10. As soon as I get off the crack.
9. Oh, are you interested in buying one?
8. I'm waiting for the Angel Gabriel to come down and let me know.
7. I'm not sure. Actually, could you remind me again how babies are made? I forgot.
6. I'm actually pregnant with puppies right now. Isn't that wild?
5. It's the craziest thing, but when I met your kid, I ran out and got my tubes tied.
4. Oh, I'm pregnant right now! By the way, do you have anymore Scotch?
3. We're waiting until we can get one through mail order because I have a feeling IKEA is gonna have the cuuuuutest babies
2. Next Sunday at half past five.
1. I don't know, when?