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Husband: Whoa, your belly looks...alive & veiny.
Me: Alive & veiny?? Seriously? So I guess that means I should skip the two-piece. Veiny? I don't see any veins.
Husband: Yeah, alive & veiny. No, you can wear a bikini. It looks good.
Me: Alive & veiny? Whaaa?
Husband: Yeah. Like all red and stretched.
Me: Alive & veiny!?!